Saturday, August 12, 2006

Decoding Michaela's Birthmark: Part 4 - Alien Edition

One final interpretation has become apparent. Perhaps Michaela's birthmark is a message from some form of alien civilization.


With this in mind, the message may be that mankind is supposed to use radio satellites and point them to the "Gnome" constellation. Then, we'll be able to detect the comet heading towards Earth and hopefully divert in time to prevent the disaster.

Therefore, Michaela may just save the world...

5 comments:

Josh and Heather said...

Ahem. Don't the -ahem- skin marks -ahem- indicate that while -ahem- there are little red marks on Michaela's leg, there is too much -ahem- time on Jon's hands?

Anonymous said...

Amen!!!
Cara

Calvin said...

Yeah, Jon's oddness aside though, you have to admit it's pretty cool.

Anonymous said...

Wow you guys, try not to strain yourselves patting me on the back...

Oh, and to my wife,

et tu Cara...

- Jonathan
P.S. You don't understand the pressure that I'm under to consistently and regularly provide posts. It's keeping me up at night worrying. Anyway, stay tuned for a detailed analysis of what I found in my belly-button!

Anonymous said...

Gross.