Between spoonfuls of soup, Micheala would burp with gusto saying "I burp like Grandpa!!!".
When I asked her who it was that taught how to burp (which she learned during a weekend spent at Grandma and Grandpa's), she did mention Grandma but honestly...
... I think that she's covering for the real culprit. Although, I'm not sure what this person might have offered Michaela for her silence, he should know that there is no statute of limitations for such an offense.
One day, he'll slip up and we'll get him.
With that thought in mind, I've just thought of the most appropriate punishment. Simply unleash a "gaggle" of toddlers to go crazy on one of his screened doors and make him watch the damage, as it happens. The advantage: it's cruel AND unusual...
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